I'll gladly take the stairs to avoid small talk Spiral notebook

Avoid Awkward Chats in Style – The Perfect Notebook for Your Thoughts!

Love your solitude and your tea? Then this retro-chic spiral notebook is just for you! Featuring a bold, vintage pinup-style woman confidently sipping her tea, alongside the witty phrase: "I'll gladly take the stairs to avoid small talk." This notebook is more than just paper—it's a statement piece for introverts, deep thinkers, and lovers of quiet moments.

Whether you're jotting down ideas, making plans, or sketching out your next big dream, this custom wire-bound notebook is the perfect daily companion. The soft-touch coated cover feels as smooth as your best excuses to avoid small talk, while the 140 dotted pages provide a versatile space for notes, journaling, or bullet planning.

Features:

✔ Luxurious soft-touch cover for a premium feel

✔ Durable metal wire-o binding for easy flipping

✔ 140 dotted pages – ideal for structured notes or free-flow writing

✔ Lightweight yet sturdy – perfect for on-the-go use

✔ Two sizes available (5.5″ × 8.5″ US | 5.7″ × 8.5″ EU)

✔ Ethically sourced materials from the US & Sweden

With its bold aesthetic and playful attitude, this notebook isn’t just for writing—it’s for making a statement. Whether you’re an introvert with a sharp wit or just appreciate a good laugh, this is your new favorite notebook.

Grab yours today and let your thoughts flow—without the small talk!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.